'All Light, Everywhere' and the False Promise of Predictive Policing
A new documentary explores law enforcement's dreams of omniscience
It's Fireplace Video Time
The Unofficial Rules of Posting
Etiquette for the social media age
Things You Can't Do in the Metaverse
An incomprehensive list
Some Ideas for Facebook's New Name
"Nothin' to See Here"?
R.I.P. Apple Laptop Touch Bar, We’ll See and Avoid You in Hell
Apple has retired its terrible nightmare touch bar technology, thank god.
It's Not About the Dopamine
Facebook critics miss the point when focusing on its effects on brain chemistry
All Facebook Employees Should Just Quit
We Are Living in a Charisma Drought
It's the one thing you can't fake.
1/7 of the World’s Population Is Now on TikTok
That's why you have to keep pretending that you've watched them.
Don't Tell My Friend When I Use Their e-Gift Card
A small ask for Big Tech.
The Facebook Ray-Bans Are Nostalgia Mining 2013
Ugh, take me back to when Argo won Best Picture
Drooling Masses Lose Attention Span for YouTube, Prefer TikTok
According to a report on Android users in the U.S. and the U.K., at least
Here’s Why You Should Super Follow Me on Twitter
Assuming I can get @jack to enable it for me
You Know What's Easier Than Slapping a Peach Emoji Over Your Child's Face?
Not posting pictures of them at all.
Tesla to Build Robot Designed to Have Its Ass Kicked
This bitch is wearing a unitard
from the archives
Heart of Blandness: A Walking Tour of Silicon Valley
Smash Mouth's Desperate, Endless Twitter Battle
No, the Praying Hands Emoji Is Not a "High Five"
"Influencer" Is a Fake Job
Is This a Picture of Mark Zuckerberg at a Rave?
In Praise of Skull Trumpet, the Internet's Spookiest Meme
Unmasking Reddit's Violentacrez, The Biggest Troll on the Web
From Otherkin to Transethnicity: Your Field Guide to the Weird World of Tumblr Identity Politics
Who Is Alex From Target, and Why Is Teen Twitter Obsessed With Him?