A Eulogy for the CAPTCHA
Gone but not forgotten
How to Banish Your Group Chat Ghost
A column about etiquette in the digital age
Enjoy BeReal While It Lasts
The photos are not great, but at least they're not ads.
An Elegy For the iPod
Join me in mourning by solemnly playing "1234" by Feist on your Apple Watch.
Wait but Why Is Tim Urban Back?
Elon Musk is making one of the tech world's most useful idiots relevant again
The Many Lives and Deaths of Club Penguin
The fierce loyalty of the Club Penguin community keeps its animated corpse waddling along
How an Obscure Finnish EDM Artist Hijacked Countless Spotify Playlists
From children’s medleys to funeral mixes, no shared playlist is safe from Pesukone and its labelmates
The Definitive Guide to Choosing a Skin Color Emoji
It’ll all be okay 👍
Surrender This Entire Town to Mountain Lions, If They Want It So Much
Wipe Woodside, Calif. off the map
Loser Rips Off Game That Brings Everyone Joy
Wordle doesn’t deserve this
Even Walmart Is Worse in the Metaverse
I prefer real life to whatever this will be
The Mystery of Jeff Bezos’s Kids’ Names
Who are these prime progenies
So Did the Tardigrade Get Quantum Entangled or Not?
I just want the truth.
Democracy Dies in Darkness: Netflix Launches News Site About Netflix
Tudum, who is Emily in Paris?
You Are a Monkey
It’s okay to just feel a certain way without a political or ethical reason for it.
from the archives
Heart of Blandness: A Walking Tour of Silicon Valley
Smash Mouth's Desperate, Endless Twitter Battle
No, the Praying Hands Emoji Is Not a "High Five"
"Influencer" Is a Fake Job
Is This a Picture of Mark Zuckerberg at a Rave?
In Praise of Skull Trumpet, the Internet's Spookiest Meme
Unmasking Reddit's Violentacrez, The Biggest Troll on the Web
From Otherkin to Transethnicity: Your Field Guide to the Weird World of Tumblr Identity Politics
Who Is Alex From Target, and Why Is Teen Twitter Obsessed With Him?