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FTX Idiots All Shared a Therapist

Despite access to an “excellent shrink,” they still managed to squander billions of dollars

freudian pink slip
Leah Finnegan

Sydney Sweeney Is Living in Hell

There is just no winning when you are this beautiful and famous

The Fame Monster
Olivia Craighead

Why So 🤣 Elon?

He's not mad, data shows he's actually cry laughing more than usual

LAUGHING MY ASSETS OFF
Tarpley Hitt

Sam Bankman-Fried Free to Pursue Polyamory Full Time

The former crypto king has resigned from his now-worthless company

money moves
Fran Hoepfner

Millie Bobby Brown Is a Liar

Her reputation is toast

LIARS
Kelly Conaboy

5 Fast Facts About Chris Evans’s New GF Alba Baptista

She’s real first of all

Alba Baptista
Allie Jones

Love Tampongate? Wait Until You Hear About Toilet Banana

'The Crown' could benefit from a little bathroom humor

the banana test
Claire Carusillo

NYT Still Touting Sam Bankman-Fried at DealBook Summit

He may have other things going on

WITHDRAWALS
Tarpley Hitt

Who Are the Culpo Sisters, and Why Do They Have a TLC Reality Show?

One of them dated Nick Jonas seven years ago

Lights Camera Who
Allie Jones

What We Know About FTX Getting Fuxxed

The effectively altrusitic billionaire Sam Bankman-Fried has effectively bankrupted his crypto company

BANKMAN FRIED
Tarpley Hitt

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Finds Another Excuse to Post Nude Selfie

This one has to do with acid reflux

NSFW
Allie Jones

Justin Theroux Joins Ranks of Major Poets With Eloquent Message for Ex Jennifer Aniston

Can someone get me a tissue?

👊 ❤️
Kelly Conaboy

British Egg Terrorist Banned From Carrying Eggs in a Public Place

Authorities have cracked down on the climate activist who missed Charles and Camilla

live and omelet live
Claire Carusillo

Hurricane Threatens to Crash Tiffany Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Wedding

Ummm RUDE?

Best Wishes
Allie Jones

Who Will Remove My IUD?

I want it out — so why won’t any doctors do it?

i've got no strings
Fran Hoepfner

Is Dominic West a Buckingham Palace Puppet?

The actor playing Charles is saying all the right things to restore glory to Britain’s new 73-year-old boy king

friend of the family
Claire Carusillo