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Timothée Chalamet's Spittle Landed on Me at China Chalet

I have made direct contact with the boy king's saliva.

Spitting Fire
Jocelyn Silver

Teigen Tales: Do You Want to See Chrissy Teigen's Boob Scars?

public displays
Allie Jones

The Nose

dysphoria
Claire Carusillo

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Prefer to Keep an Unwashed Family

Stars: They're...
Jenny G. Zhang

Remember When Pete Doherty Went to Rehab Wearing Two Hats

what a waster
Claire Carusillo

Leo DiCaprio's Girlfriend's Summer Reading List

Didion hive
Allie Jones

This Is How You Do a Boyfriend Reveal

Y2K Nostalgia
Olivia Craighead

Can the Mets Paint Their Faces Like Mr. Met?

An idea exclusively for the Mets.

Let's Go Mets

Everything

F-Word (Father) Matt Damon Retires F-Slur

Please update your Matt Damon slur log.

matt damon's use of slurs
Kelly Conaboy

British Bird Lovers Demand Truth From Prince Harry

Remember, remember, the 24th of October

Murder Most Fowl
Olivia Craighead

Osama bin Laden's Erection Secret

This one simple trick kept him virile

morning routines
Claire Carusillo

Londoners Being Very Ungrateful About Their Shitty Dirt Mound

Really makes you question whether some people deserve a dirt mound at all.

bollocks
Kelly Conaboy

Accents Are Hard

And these men shouldn't do them.

Oscar Bait
Olivia Craighead

Teigen Tales: Do You Want to See Chrissy Teigen's Boob Scars?

Doesn't matter here they are

public displays
Allie Jones

A Retail Worker Has Probably Wanted to Punch You

Yes, even if you think you're one of the "good ones."

Proposals, Modest and Otherwise
Nicholas Russell

I Guess We're on Scarlett Johansson's Side?

Just if we have to pick.

decisions
Kelly Conaboy

MTA Honors Disability Activist With Plaque and 337 Missing Elevators

Consider installing elevators

ELEVATORS
Tarpley Hitt

Nice People Can Be Annoying, Too

It’s called intersectionality.

Abolish Nice
Olivia Craighead

Man Ages

Fred Durst edition

Rollin' into middle age
Sarah Hagi

UAE Making It Rain By Zapping Clouds with Drones

Dubai’s indoor ski mountain has nothing on ominous new weather machines

Rain on Me
Jenny G. Zhang