The Tragedy of Thomas Markle

Meghan's father has been hung out to dry

royally fucked
Leah Finnegan

Regular Food Review: Pizza by the Sea

One for the memory bank

Sunset Pie
Jenny G. Zhang

Cooking With the Gilmore Girls, Allegedly

What you eat, I will swallow

in omnia risotto
Kelly Conaboy

Rita Morena's Casting in ‘Fast X’ Offers New Clue About Dom Toretto's Race

We need answers

Vroom Vroom
Sarah Hagi

Kaley Cuoco Brings Random New Boyfriend to Public Event

What's his name again?

Tom Pelphrey
Allie Jones

Famous People Shouldn’t Jump Off Boats

They're just asking to look stupid

Yacht or Not
Olivia Craighead

Ricky Gervais Continues Brave Fight Against Trans Community

His new Netflix special opens with a transphobic rant

sad men post-prime
Kelly Conaboy

Genuine Risk, Winning Colors, and Regret at the Kentucky Derby

A horse race is never going to be a place for healing

infield of dreams
Jamie Loftus

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker Do Catholic Cosplay for Third Wedding

God loves all his children but maybe not the Kardashians that much

Fran Hoepfner

The Queen Has a New Set of Wheels

And she’s smiling like crazy

Beep Beep
Olivia Craighead

Gwyneth Paltrow: Forget the Patriarchy, There's Room for Every Woman to Have a Lifestyle Brand

I'm Poosh, you're Poosh

Kelly Conaboy

French Presses Make Terrible Coffee

Even a cheap electric coffee maker can do a better job

Joe dirt
Tammie Teclemariam

Prince Harry Blows Book Deadline, Needs Just a Few More Months

This way the Jubbly can be included, so it’s sort of a win-win?

sorry sorry sorry
Kelly Conaboy

Olivia Wilde Upstages Harry Styles by Wearing Loose Clothes

The sanity of his fandom hangs by a thread as pregnancy rumors fly

real eyes realize
Fran Hoepfner

Last Days of 'Ellen': Jennifer Lawrence Is on the Toilet


Potty Talk
Olivia Craighead

Pamela Paul Is the New Worst Columnist at the New York Times

The former Times Book Review editor is a dull culture warrior

Leah Finnegan