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Surgeon Punished for Signing His Work Like a True Artist

So canvases are free game but unconscious patients’ organs aren’t?

Hippocratic Oath Found Dead
Jenny G. Zhang

FYI, Julia Fox Doesn't Even Own a Kylie Lip Kit

Kanye West's new GF responds to claims she's a Kardashian superfan

Keeping Up
Allie Jones

Let Celebrities Be Freaks On the Record

Vanity Fair's Priyanka Chopra Jonas profile shows the form in decline

Boredom
Olivia Craighead

New Royal Monogram Ideas for Prince Andrew

Not all’s lost

Pedo in the wind
Sarah Hagi and Jack Koloskus

January and February Need Decorations

We merely lack the courage to take our colorful lights and inflatable yard decor into the new year.

ideas
Kelly Conaboy

Teigen Tales: Chrissy Teigen Wore a Bra As a Top — TWICE

Should we start doing this too

Girl Power
Allie Jones

Brand Candles I Want to Smell

Home Depot, for example.

sterling cooper draper me
Kelly Conaboy

The Lord Giveth, and The Lord Taketh Away

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly got engaged, and Lisa Bonet and Jason Momoa announced their divorce

Circle of Life
Olivia Craighead

In Defense of Shame

Perhaps it's due for a reconsideration

no regrets
Julia Claire

Attention Hollywood: Medieval War Horses Were Little Ponies

We’ll fix it in post

Neigh
Jenny G. Zhang

Parasocial Ex Anna Marie Tendler Is Doing Fine

I know we were all really concerned about it

Divorcées
Olivia Craighead

Did This Rhodes Wannabe Lie About Her Background?

Or did the New York Post just do a shit job at aggregating

OFF-RHODING
Tarpley Hitt

A List of Men That Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Admire

Plus J.Lo

Guy Talk
Allie Jones

If Gawker Was 'Yellowjackets,' Would We Eat Each Other?

And who is our Laura Lee?

Canni-blog-ism
Olivia Craighead

Let’s Discuss ‘This Is Us’: Uncle Is a Stalker Now

Life can be funny like that.

recaps
Kelly Conaboy

Jamie Lynn Spears Doesn't Know Why Britney Is Mad At Her

Who could say?

Memoirs
Allie Jones