Beyoncé: Rest in Power, Colin Powell, and Happy Birthday John Mayer

Queen Bey confounds us all once again

Randall Emmett Is No Longer Lala Kent’s Man

It's not about the pasta. (Unless "the pasta" is cheating.)

Aside From the Offensive One, Jackson Mahomes’s TikToks Are Pretty Cute

The boy just wants to dance

Gary Paulsen Understood That Children Live in the World

It is cruel and hard and full of wonders.

Does Jake Gyllenhaal Really Want to Get Married and Have Babies?

I'll believe it when I see it

Bill Gates Reportedly Reprimanded for Unsolicited Cybering at Microsoft

At the time, he was not single but apparently always ready to mingle

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Sob While Kyle Richards Just Laughs; the Boys Are Inconsolable

‘The Last Duel’ flopped at the box office, while ‘Halloween Kills’ killed.

Covid Powell Dies

He's eating yellowcake in hell

Sicily Bans Godfathers

Citing the problem of too many gold chains

Private Couple Gets Quietly Engaged

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker can finally have sex soon

Big Screen, Big Worms

How these cinematic creatures burrowed their way into our collective nightmares.

I Am Haunted by Joe's Stupid Little Bookselling Apron

It is more disturbing to me than all the murders

Sinema's Drug: Drug Money

Those neon wigs don't buy themselves

Consumerism Reports: The $249 Blast to the Ass

Maybe this thing I bought off Instagram will fix me

Here’s Today’s Main Character or Whatever

Their only job is to bring people together for communal dunking

Badass Rolling Stone Editor Fucking Swears Up a Storm He Doesn't Give a Shit

I’m not a regular editor I’m a cool editor