Because your body will simply shut down once it realizes it's being forced to share the same plane of existence with the kind of people who think it's completely normal to snap selfies at funerals and upload them to social media sites with the caption "love my hair today, hate why I'm dressed up" and the hashtag "#funeral."

And then one of your snot-nosed relatives will snap a selfie of themselves at your funeral, and upload it to Twitter with the caption "depressing funeral selfie" and the hashtag "#sadday."

It's the circle of YOLO.

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