A terrible teenager was arrested this week in Indiana after he decided to give a waitress the world's most disgusting tip.
According to the Ball State Daily, the unnamed minor was having lunch with three university football players at the Brothers Bar & Grill where, according to reports, they generally behaved like assholes.
The suspect, a 17 year old, left their table, which was also occupied by the three Ball State football players, and went into the bathroom after their waitress gave him his bill, according to the police report. After returning to the table he put the money into the black folder, according to police who sourced a security video of the event.
The group's waitress told police she saw the suspect laughing when she picked up the check and smelled a "foul odor." She said two of the bills were covered in a brown substance that she later realized was fecal matter.
The waitress called police, and the teen—who improbably stuck around the restaurant after handing a folder of his own shit to an employee—was arrested. He was charged with battery with bodily waste in juvenile court.