Today, the Daily Mail brings us the story of Toudi, a three-month old chihuahua small enough to fit in the palm of your hand. Look at the tiny guy. Awwwwww. What a cutie. Awwwwwwww. Awwwwwwwwwwww... look at that huge dick.
Look at this damn dog's dick.
His dick is half the size of his leg.
Way to go, big guy. We should all be so lucky...