Big-ass dicks—huh! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing, according to the true confessions of little-dick enthusiast Monique Anderson. Well, to each her (or his) own in matters of dick physics and aesthetics, but she brings up some good points here.

What good is a dick if you can’t suck it the way that you want to suck it or fuck it the way that you want to fuck it? And even worse, you might just throw up on the dick because the motherfucker too goddamn big. And where does that leave you? Sober and embarrassed. Nobody has time for that.

Well, when you put it that way, #TeamLittledick doesn’t sound so bad. They might want to reconsider “1-2-3 lick balls” as the official team slogan, though.

[h/t BroBible]