Hey readers, did you hear the news that fancy grocery chain Whole Foods is going to open a new chain of stores targeting millennials?

You heard right—they’re opening a new line of stores for millennials with a “curated selection.”


These stores will be cheaper than regular Whole Foods—they better be, or millennials won’t be able to afford to shop there! (Poor money management skills.)

Whole Foods sure is a fancy grocery store. And millennials—are they entitled, or what?

Blah blah blah opinions.

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