White House Drone Guy Was Dronk; Report: He Dronk
The National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency employee who reportedly flew a small drone over the White House fence Sunday morning was drunk as hell, according to a report in the New York Times.
According to law enforcement sources who spoke with the Times, the man told the Secret Service he'd been drinking with friends at a nearby apartment before he lost sight of the two-foot long drone, which he said belonged to a friend. Fearing the drone had crashed inside the White House complex, the man did what any respectable drunk would do: he put down the remote, pretended like nothing happened, and went home to pass out.
It wasn't until he woke the the next morning—by which time the drone crash had made international news—that the man realized how badly he'd fucked up and decided to contact authorities.
The Secret Service is still investigating the incident and is reviewing security footage from the apartment where the drunken drone flying reportedly took place.