The most disappointing thing about Beyoncé's sister losing it at Jay Z in an elevator is the lack of sound on the security tape, which makes it difficult to figure out what the fight was all about. Fortunately, it's 2014, so we have access to technology that can solve this problem: Namely, 50 Cent's Instagram account.

Here's what the G-Unit CEO and sometime Jay Z competitor guessed Solange and Hov were shouting in the elevator:

[There was a video here]

"jay you did the right thing keep," 50 wrote in the caption of his now-deleted video.

But, 50's clowning on a rival aside, we still don't know whether Jay did something to deserve being kicked in the nuts and beaten with a purse and a shoe, and the Illuminati will probably never let us find out.

[H/T Guyism]