The latest edition of Jimmy Kimmel's Lie Witness News asks soccer "fans" what they thought about about the World Cup performance of Landon Donovan — who was cut from the team before the cup even began.

The bandwagoners wax poetic about Donovan's "tricycle kick" against Portugal, his seminal off-the-butt goal against Saskatchewan, his signature purple mohawk, and how his performance stacked up against that other giant of American soccer: Lando Calrissian.

[h/t Uproxx]