A few minutes after 2:30 p.m. this afternoon, Bill Cosby showed up to a magistrate’s office in Elkins Park, Penn. for arraignment on three charges of sexual assault that were filed by the Montgomery County district attorney this morning. Waiting for him was the press, which produced the surreal scene of Cosby’s first real public reckoning with his alleged crimes.

[There was a video here]

[There was a video here]

In true Cosby fashion, he sported a particularly striking “young kids nowadays need to pull up their pants” face:

His bail has been set at $1 million.

[top image via AP]

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