Much has been made about the fevered fondling, melting kisses, and pillowing breasts in President Warren G. Harding's recently published love letters to his mistress. You may have heard John Oliver read a few choice passages, but you haven't experienced Harding's smutty fuck notes as they were meant to be read until you've heard them performed by rapper/regulator Warren G.

The full archive of freaky presidential correspondence from the G-Funk era (1921-1923) was made public earlier this week, so some of these heartfelt sentiments from Harding and his penis, Jerry, might be new to you.

[H/T Kimmel]