What do the nation’s premiere teen mom sex tape purveyor and the nation’s House minority leader have in common? The answer, surprisingly, is lack of access.
See, earlier this month Nancy Pelosi went to the Hamptons. And for some inexplicable reason, she opted to stay at The Capri, a wonderful place to find a European girlfriend but perhaps not the most suited to a septuagenerian politician.
(According to Page Six, “Pelosi had wanted to dine at the hotel’s restaurant, Beautique, that night, but arrived without a reservation and they were forced to turn her away.”)
“She refused to leave, and had to be escorted out by three security guards,” says a spy. “A whole scene was made.”
That’s the great thing about America. It doesn’t matter who you are—young, old, respected or not—you’ll always have an equal opportunity to get rejected by a doorman.