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Last night's episode of Toddlers & Tiaras was so packed with hilarious/stupid moments that I couldn't even focus on one family — the clip reel above spans the entire episode, wherein we met 2-year-old Khloe (named after the Kardashian, communicates solely in banshee wail), 4-year-old Brooklyn (aggressively flatulent, flings cats), and 6-year-old Ma'Leeh (her mother hates her). Actual spoken sentences included, "Don't let the cat eat the catfish — is that cannibalism?" and, "You look like a gypsy prostitute" (Brooklyn's mother laughed as she said both). The word "supreme" was used as a verb on multiple occasions. Ma'Leeh's mom called her a "god dang diva." Predictably, everyone had a really hard time wrapping their heads around the concept of Indian culture. That concept was kind of trolling in the first place.