If you were hoping to watch the matchup between horrible man Floyd Mayweather and the less horrible Manny Pacquiao, it’s possible you had some trouble with your cable provider tonight. And if you were a Time Warner subscriber, customer support would get around to you sometime the morning after the fight.
The following screenshot comes from a friend’s Facebook page, who posted it after having trouble ordering the fight through pay-per-view before it began:
It’s unclear whether this was a standard or average wait for other TWC customers, but a look at the notoriously terrible company’s Twitter help line shows you a world of horror. No matter what, a 755 minute wait is over twelve hours to complain about a thing you pay for that doesn’t work. Why not just take customers to a screen that said “FUCK YOU” in giant red letters?