Life is an electrocardiogram in which indignities and downtime are rendered as valleys and peaks, respectively. These are the locations and conditions in which celebs found themselves this week:

Taylor Swift in London. []

Nicole Richie in Los Angeles. []

Angelina Jolie in open-toed shoes in Buckingham Palace. [Getty]

Ted in repose. []

Benedict Cumberbatch and Keira Knightley in rain. [Getty]

Rupert Grint in front of Marriott, sad. []

Flop-tongue dog in bosom of Karlie Kloss. [Getty]

Ariana Grande in consensual lesbian relationship. []

Seal in cloak of children. []

Princess Leonor of Asturias in wax. [Getty]

Aflac duck in distress. []

Harry Styles in world where ground is made of pumpkins. []

Christina Hendricks in hat. [Getty]

Thank you.