Dale Decker is a man who says he orgasms in his pants over 100 times per day. As he and his wife explain in the video below, this is a horrible affliction that makes it impossible for him to live any semblance of a normal life. But there is something we must all admit about Dale Decker's story: its tragedy is sadly, pitifully, and undeniably funny.
"Imagine being on your knees at your father's funeral beside his casket—saying goodbye to him and then you have nine orgasms right there."
This sounds unimaginable, but we also must acknowledge that Will Ferrell couldn't write better slapstick.
[video via Barcroft Media]