Dale Decker is a man who says he orgasms in his pants over 100 times per day. As he and his wife explain in the video below, this is a horrible affliction that makes it impossible for him to live any semblance of a normal life. But there is something we must all admit about Dale Decker's story: its tragedy is sadly, pitifully, and undeniably funny.

Here is Decker, who began to suffer from persistent genital arousal disorder after slipping a disc in his back a few years, talking about his most shameful moment:

"Imagine being on your knees at your father's funeral beside his casket—saying goodbye to him and then you have nine orgasms right there."

This sounds unimaginable, but we also must acknowledge that Will Ferrell couldn't write better slapstick.

[video via Barcroft Media]