Last week, we sent Oregon’s armed freeloaders a little package of goods to help them get through an entire winter of holding a nature trail hostage. At 8:05 a.m. yesterday, they received our thoughtful gifts.

Here’s a video of Brandon Curtiss, the man who accepted our package:

We have yet to hear from the militia LARP crew in any capacity, but we know finding the right words to share your gratitude can be difficult. Regardless, gentlemen, we eagerly await your phone call.

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