Ted Cruz currently trails Donald Trump in Iowa, and his campaign is getting increasingly desperate to make sure people show up to caucus for Cruz tonight. So desperate, in fact, that Cruz is now attempting to reach the last untapped demographic in the state: school children.
At rallies in Iowa on Saturday and Sunday, Buzzfeed notes, Cruz confidently delivered following line: “Let me say something to the school-aged kids here. When Heidi’s first lady, French fries are coming back to the cafeteria.”
Sounds good, man.