We Remember Why We Liked Chris Matthews

Hamilton Nolan · 11/03/10 11:04AM

Here's a clip of Rep. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tennessee) on MSNBC last night, explaining how Republicans will cut vague "discretionary spending" to achieve magical savings. Chris Matthews is like "What will you cut? WHAT WILL YOU CUT?" The poor man's apoplectic!

Government Program Teaches Kids to Gaze at Ads Better

Hamilton Nolan · 04/27/10 08:40AM

What the hell...the U.S. government—which depends on consumer tax revenue—has started a new program to "educate" kids on how advertising works. Outlandish! Oh, wait—by "educate," they mean "indoctrinate, as enthusiastic consumers." Please continue!

Testicles Desire Beer

Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/10 03:46PM

The ad below for some Australian beer explains exactly when you know you need a beer: when your balls tingle. Yea, maybe in Australia.