Nick Offerman Sings About Needing a Third Hand Just for His Whiskey

Jay Hathaway · 12/04/14 11:10AM

The great misfortune of Nick Offerman, designated Platonic form of American manliness, is that he can't practice all of his many manly hobbies simultaneously: Drinking Scotch while woodworking or riding a horse, while technically possible, doesn't comport with proper safety procedure.

Watch John Oliver and Nick Offerman Save a Marriage at Home Depot

Jay Hathaway · 11/03/14 09:30AM

On Last Week Tonight Sunday, John Oliver noted that Lowe's has introduced robot employees to help customers find whatever they're looking for—which is precisely not the point of home improvement store employees. They're there to keep your marriage from collapsing before your eyes in the bathroom fixtures section.

Nick Offerman Has Just One Piece of Advice for College Freshmen

Jay Hathaway · 09/11/14 08:40AM

School's back in session, and another class of college freshmen is embarking on the traditional years-long journey of learning, drinking, fucking, and non-dischargeable debt. It's too late to save them now, but Nick Offerman has one exquisite dram of wisdom that could make their time go more smoothly: Don't use your roommate's soap.

​Nick Offerman's Sundance Secret Is a Song About Pussy and Weed

Taylor Berman · 02/06/14 11:36AM

To promote a new film about his American Ham comedy tour, Ron Swanson (née Nick Offerman) stopped by Conan to share the secret to getting your movie into the Sundance Film Festival. But Offerman didn't just talk about the secret: He sang it.

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally Covering Riskay's 'Smell Yo Dick' Is As Awesome As It Sounds

Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/26/13 03:38PM

If I told you this video had Nancy & Beth duo Megan Mullally and Stephanie Hunt being joined on stage at LA's Largo Theater by Mullally's husband Nick Offerman for a cover of Riskay's classic love ballad "Smell Yo Dick" complete with Offerman rapping about his member while Mullally unzips his pants and proceeds to smell it, would you even bother reading this sentence all the way to the end before pressing play?

Parks & Recreation's Nick Offerman Supports 'Movember' With 'It Gets Better' Parody

Jordan Sargent · 11/15/12 11:56PM

"Movember" gives men an excuse to grow ridiculous mustaches during the month of November by raising money and awareness for men's health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer. Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson of "Parks & Recreation," rocks a rather illustrious mustache, and in this video offers support to those men (like, me) who can't say the same.

21 Jump Street: Why Does This Movie Exist?

Max Read · 11/02/11 08:12PM

Here's the trailer for 21 Jump Street, the latest in a long line of incredibly good, successful, award-winning, hilarious, and terrific movies that take beloved (or at least, well-remembered, in a fond if kind of vague way) old dramatic television shows and turn them into comedies involving vomit jokes. It stars skinny Jonah Hill!

Inside Nick Offerman's Woodshop

Whitney Jefferson · 05/20/10 04:12PM

Nick Offerman, perhaps better known as Ron Swanson on Parks and Recreation let Carson Daly and his camera crew into his very own woodshop. What, does it surprise you that Ron Swanson's a manly-man in real life, too?