2014 Is the Year of the Seven-Toed 3D Pornography Beast

Ken Layne · 01/01/14 10:00AM

On this New Year's Day in America, 2014, the nation's typists ("thought leaders") are required to use their long-dormant psychic abilities to designate the next 12 months as the Year of Something or Other, whether that be "accidental mass suicide" or "wearable automobiles" or "raccoon-sized talking spiders." Such predictions will generally be wrong, yet there is also the remote possibility that the simple act of making a prediction will cause it to happen, no matter how ridiculous or vile.

What Time Is New Year's?

Hamilton Nolan · 12/31/13 12:45PM

What time is New Year's? New Year's time, New Year time. When is New Year? Time of next year start. What time is 2014?

Happy New Year!

Jeff Neumann · 01/01/11 08:58AM

[A man performs what could be a Triple Lindy off the 59-foot high Cavour Bridge in Rome, Italy this morning. Image via AP]

Happy New Year in Dominoes

Whitney Jefferson · 01/01/10 03:30PM

Someone took the time to wish YouTube a happy new year all spelled out with dominoes. Complete with fireworks!