The Natalie Portman-Ryan Seacrest Gaza Strip Reply-All Chain from Hell

Sam Biddle · 12/23/14 07:38PM

I freaking promise you that whatever debate over current events you get trapped in this holiday season will not be as bad as a reply-all chain argument about the Gaza Strip, featuring Russell Simmons, sent to Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, and Ryan Seacrest. And I can promise you that because I have seen one.

Louis Peitzman · 08/05/12 02:03PM

Natalie Portman wed her babydaddy Benjamin Millipied, the choreographer who helped find her inner Black Swan.

Last Night's SNL: Celebrating 100 Digital Shorts

Matt Toder · 05/13/12 08:22AM

Last night's Saturday Night Live featured the 100th digital short so we were treated a short about the shorts that featured a bunch of call backs and cameos. Justin Timberlake, Natalie Portman, Jon Hamm and Michael Bolton were on hand to reprise previous roles and Justin Bieber host Will Ferrell joined in as well.

Kim Kardashian's Husband Ditches Ring and Moves Out

Maureen O'Connor · 10/21/11 10:55AM

Why did Kris Humphries ditch his wedding ring to carry moving boxes? Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale might be in love. Dina Lohan is shopping a memoir. Kanye's Occupy Wall Street outfit was worth more than $30,000. TGIFriday gossip.

Kim Kardashian Snubs Husband and Sister-in-Law In Front of Everyone

Maureen O'Connor · 09/15/11 11:05AM

All three Kardashians blow off Kris Humphries' plus-size model sister. Mila Kunis gets hacked. A naked man with a Fudgesicle broke into Nicolas Cage's house. Padma Lakshmi bombs at an open mic night. Thursday gossip turns up its nose.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Are Having Another Baby

Maureen O'Connor · 08/23/11 10:23AM

Bennifer 2.0 has a bun in the oven. Will and Jada Smith might be breaking up. Amy Winehouse's toxicology report is complete. Katie Holmes has a "cupcake emergency." Tuesday gossip struggles to avoid the Kardashians.

The Friends With Benefits/No Strings Attached Mashup You've Been Waiting For

Seth Abramovitch · 06/30/11 06:34AM

No Strings Attached. Friends With Benefits. Friends With Strings. Attached With Benefits. Are there any differences to any of these movies? Not really. One stars an overexposed, overconfident pretty boy who fancies himself a high tech mogul, and so does the other one. One features an actress that starred as a prima ballerina in the movie Black Swan, and so does the other one. One is a shitty romcom about falling in love with a fuckbuddy, and so is the other one. THEY ARE THE SAME MOVIE, YOU SEE. Still not convinced? Then watch this video. [via BoingBoing]

Natalie Portman Has a New Man in Her Life

Richard Lawson · 06/15/11 10:22AM

Natalie Portman had a son last night, officially making her the world's hottest mother. Also today: A scary plot to murder the singer Joss Stone, Nicolas Cage owes us a house, and lots of royal couple news.

Every Time Blake Lively Denies a Naked Picture, Two More Emerge

Maureen O'Connor · 06/02/11 10:49AM

Blake Lively faces the hydra monster of naked scandals. Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready for divorce. Natalie Portman stands up Oprah. Ellen Barkin's live-in boyfriend is half her age. The only way to kill Thursday gossip is with fire.

Natalie Portman's Night with Backstabbing Ballerinas

Maureen O'Connor · 05/26/11 10:27AM

Natalie Portman runs into the lady she stole her fiance from, while avoiding the lady who called her a fraud. Lady Gaga says her critics are bullies. Kim Kardashian could make millions from her wedding. Thursday gossip was born this sensitive.

Christina Aguilera's Weave Takes a Turn for the 'Britney'

Maureen O'Connor · 05/09/11 10:50AM

A shocked nation recoils as Christina Aguilera dares show her face with anything less than professional hair and makeup. Victoria Beckham gets a "quinny buzz." Benjamin Millepied throws a tantrum. Monday gossip has fascist beauty standards.

Lindsay Lohan Has a Peeping Tom: Her Father

Maureen O'Connor · 04/11/11 10:28AM

Michael Lohan peeps through Lindsay's windows and tries to bust into her house. Natalie Portman gives up veganism for her fetus. Joan Rivers uses vodka as deodorant. Nicki Minaj will share a stage with Britney. Monday gossip spent the weekend stalking its loved ones.

Watch Little Natalie Portman Dancing At Camp

Seth Abramovitch · 04/10/11 11:39PM

The only thing that could make this dance recital by a duckling Natalie Portman at Stagedoor Manor theater camp (the same Borscht Belt conservatory that produced Robert Downey Jr., Zach Braff and Lea Michelle) more entertaining is if her legs had violently snapped backwards and she sprouted a pair of bloody wings. Sorry — did I say "more entertaining?" I just meant to say, "entertaining." [Natalie appears at 2:30.]

Natalie Portman's Dad Shopping Around His Novel

Seth Abramovitch · 04/06/11 03:26AM

Have you read Misconception, a page-turner of a "reproductive thriller," self-published by fertility specialist Dr. Avner Hershlag? Well, you might want to jump on that baby now, before a major publisher buys it and hikes up the price considerably. That's because Hershlag — who happens to be the dad of Natalie Portman — has been shopping the book around.

Natalie Portman Only Did 5 Percent of the Dancing in Black Swan

Brian Moylan · 03/25/11 04:57PM

Sarah Lane, the American Ballet Theater soloist who served as Natalie Portman's dancing double for her Oscar-winning turn in Black Swan, claims that she did 95% of the dancing seen in the movie. Lane says she did all the fancy footwork and Natalie's head was digitally grafted onto her body in post production.