Hamilton Nolan · 12/10/15 11:20AM

The keeper of the IKEA monkey, who’s been living in a Canadian animal sanctuary for three years now, tells Vice the primate’s life has improved: “Monkeys shouldn’t be wearing nappies, monkeys shouldn’t be on a leash, and they shouldn’t be wearing coats.” Mmm... disagree.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/28/13 01:44PM

Move over, Facebook— researchers say that monkeys have their own form of "social networks!" And look how stupid monkeys are.

Postcards from Prison: 8 Adorable Images of Justin Bieber's Monkey Under German Quarantine

Caity Weaver · 04/03/13 04:14PM

Last week, the headmaster's nephew Justin Bieber flew to Munich to put on a few performances as part of his world tour. He brought almost all the important things with him: his shoe, his passport, his baby capuchin monkey. Unfortunately, he didn't bring one very, very important thing: the necessary clearance forms so that he would be allowed to bring the monkey in and out of Germany. (Who knew you needed "animal clearance forms" for a friend? What a world.)

Shearling Coat-Wearing Monkey Found Wandering Around Canadian Ikea

Taylor Berman · 12/09/12 07:05PM

According to various reports, a very fashionably dressed monkey was found wandering around an Ikea in Toronto. Apparently, the monkey, who was wearing a shearling coat and a diaper, was brought to the store by his owners and left in the car while they went inside. But, as you might have guessed from his coat, this wasn't your regular, run-of-the-mill monkey, content to stay in the car while his owners had all the shopping fun. As the Globe and Mail reports:

Hamilton Nolan · 10/26/12 03:40PM

Las Vegas residents complain that housing chimps in your backyard is a "safety issue." Man. That town used to be cool.