Did a Miss Colorado Teen Runner-Up Lose Her Title Over This Porno?

Adam Weinstein · 01/29/14 06:15PM

Kristy Althaus, runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant—one of the feeder pageants for Donald Trump's Miss Universe operation—seems to have lost her status as the second-best Colorado teen of 2012 after a porn video apparently featuring her emerged on the internet last week.

Rick Perry Partied with Reality Stars at Fashion Week

Maureen O'Connor · 09/15/11 09:27PM

Far-right presidential candidate Rick Perry dined with self-appointed "godfather of politics" Donald Trump last night. What did they do afterwards? Partied with pageant queens, Kardashians, and Kathie Lee Gifford at the Sheri Hill fashion show in the Trump Tower. Update: Page Six reports that Perry "made a beeline backstage" to hang out with the models, including Kathie Lee's daughter Cassidy.

Miss South Carolina Adjusting Nicely To Life As America's Most Instantly Recognizable Incoherent Pageant Queen

defamer.com · 01/04/08 05:00PM

For an early afternoon Britney palate cleanser, we thought we'd offer you this Tyra clip of South Carolinian Miss Teen U.S.A. 2007 candidate Caitlin Upton, who has secured herself a lasting place in the Annals of American Density for her now-legendary 91-word response to a question about the scourge of geographical ignorance currently plaguing our population.

seth · 08/29/07 11:45AM

The inevitable Miss Teen South Carolina T-Shirts: Not the obvious choices, such as "Team Miss Teen S.C.," or "Free U.S. Americans," but a handsome effort nonetheless. [dreamdogsart]

Beauty Pageant Contestant As Smart As The President

abalk · 08/27/07 10:00AM

Here's Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton answering a politically-charged question about American's inability to locate their own country on a map. Her answer more or less directly proves the validity of the question. South Carolinians must be beaming with pride right now!