"Disco Demolition 2" Asks Fans to Torch Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus CDs

Andy Cush · 07/16/14 01:05PM

In 1979, the Chicago White Sox hosted Disco Demolition Night, inviting fans to bring disco records to Comiskey Park, then blowing them up on the field between doubleheader games. Saturday, a minor league franchise will destroy a bunch of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber CDs in an attempt to replicate the zany stunt.

Dayna Evans · 06/02/14 08:00PM

In case you were worried, police have recovered Miley Cyrus' missing Maserati. It was found in Simi Valley, 45 miles northwest of Los Angeles. Fan fiction entitled "The Adventures of Miley Cyrus' Missing Maserati" is a free idea for the taking.

Miley Cyrus Reportedly Calls Jennifer Lawrence A Liar

Aleksander Chan · 05/22/14 01:00PM

Oh no. So remember when our Best Friend Forever, Jennifer Lawrence, told us how she got, like, crazy drunk at Madonna's Oscars after-party and puked in front of Miley Cyrus? Miley is reportedly now denying the story. Could it be that even Jennifer Lawrence exaggerates stories to make herself sound cooler than she actually is?

Report: Illinois Couple Attacked by Men Called "The Miley Cyrus Gang"

Jordan Sargent · 05/07/14 04:15PM

Illinois' newest menace is a group of three men called the Miley Cyrus Gang, who are alleged to have beaten multiple people in the city of Joliet this week. Why are they called the Miley Cyrus gang? Well, because before they pick fights, they "start talking about Miley Cyrus."

Does Anybody Care That Katy Perry Kissed Miley Cyrus on the Mouth?

Jordan Sargent · 02/23/14 05:41PM

Here is Katy Perry kissing Miley Cyrus on the mouth at Miley's show at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. Today, basically everybody in America went about their Sundays with no knowledge that two female pop stars kissed each other in public. This used to be a big deal!

Topless Miley Cyrus Photos Surface Online

Taylor Berman · 02/06/14 10:40AM

Well, here are some pictures of a topless Miley Cyrus. They're outtakes from her recent photo shoots with Vogue German and W. Click through for the full pictures.

Rich Juzwiak · 02/03/14 11:23AM

"I think water's, like, a really important thing." - Miley Cyrus, whom Ronan Farrow describes as "Molly Bloom for the Instagram set" in his funny, half-empathetic/half-condescending W magazine profile of she who can't be tamed.

2014 Is the Year of the Seven-Toed 3D Pornography Beast

Ken Layne · 01/01/14 10:00AM

On this New Year's Day in America, 2014, the nation's typists ("thought leaders") are required to use their long-dormant psychic abilities to designate the next 12 months as the Year of Something or Other, whether that be "accidental mass suicide" or "wearable automobiles" or "raccoon-sized talking spiders." Such predictions will generally be wrong, yet there is also the remote possibility that the simple act of making a prediction will cause it to happen, no matter how ridiculous or vile.

Gabrielle Bluestone · 12/02/13 10:52PM

Miley Cyrus: gateway drug. Back in the day, the latex salvia queen peer pressured Joe Jonas of the vaunted Brothers Jonas into trying marijuana, according to frère Joe's new semi-revealing (if weird Disney childhoods are your thing) New York Magazine essay.