In 1979, the Chicago White Sox hosted Disco Demolition Night, inviting fans to bring disco records to Comiskey Park, then blowing them up on the field between doubleheader games. Saturday, a minor league franchise will destroy a bunch of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber CDs in an attempt to replicate the zany stunt.
Oh no. So remember when our Best Friend Forever, Jennifer Lawrence, told us how she got, like, crazy drunk at Madonna's Oscars after-party and puked in front of Miley Cyrus? Miley is reportedly now denying the story. Could it be that even Jennifer Lawrence exaggerates stories to make herself sound cooler than she actually is?
America demands to know: How do sassy older women feel about Miley Cyrus? And what about Miley Cyrus's vagina? Leave it to the best interviewer working today, the manic-manic Billy "On the Street" Eichner, to find out.
Here is Katy Perry kissing Miley Cyrus on the mouth at Miley's show at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. Today, basically everybody in America went about their Sundays with no knowledge that two female pop stars kissed each other in public. This used to be a big deal!
A good cover of "Hey Ya." Anything is possible.
On this New Year's Day in America, 2014, the nation's typists ("thought leaders") are required to use their long-dormant psychic abilities to designate the next 12 months as the Year of Something or Other, whether that be "accidental mass suicide" or "wearable automobiles" or "raccoon-sized talking spiders." Such predictions will generally be wrong, yet there is also the remote possibility that the simple act of making a prediction will cause it to happen, no matter how ridiculous or vile.
Miley Cyrus appropriated Santa's lap as her own personal crotch-warmer at the Jingle Ball on Friday at New York's Madison Square Garden (see above), but she was a no-show at the Jingle Ball Boston show on Saturday night, thanks to inclement weather. That didn't stop the radio station from hosting the festival, Kiss 108, from claiming that she was there throughout the night, though.