Kennedys Break Silence Re: Miley Cyrus Banging Patrick Schwarzenegger

Allie Jones · 12/17/14 03:35PM

We finally have an official decree from America's royal family on the matter of one Miley Cyrus dating and partying at Art Basel with 21-year-old sort-of Kennedy Patrick Schwarzenegger. The formal word came from Rory Kennedy, daughter of the late Bobby Kennedy and first cousin of Patrick's mother, Maria Shriver.

Miley Cyrus' New Schwarzenegger Boyfriend Likes to Film Their Hookups

Allie Jones · 11/14/14 11:10AM

Alert siren alert: lovable rascal Miley Cyrus has an official new pseudo-Kennedy boyfriend. Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick, 21, brought the pop star under the lights of the L.A. Memorial Coliseum last night to watch his college football game (USC beat Cal 38-30). He also took a selfie of them making out.

Topless Miley Cyrus Has a New Job: Dentures Salesman

Allie Jones · 11/06/14 08:04AM

That crazy girl Miley Cyrus (she's crazy!) revealed on Instagram yesterday that she has a new business venture: Billy-Bob dentures. You know, those gross-looking fake teeth that people wear for laughs and fun. Miley modeled the line in the nude with illustrated chicken wings affixed to her breasts.

Miley Cyrus Wore Ice Cream Cone Pasties to Alexander Wang's NYFW Party

Zara Golden · 09/07/14 08:50PM

Life's all no shirt, no problems when you're Miley Cyrus. Last night, the pop star-cum-provocateur arrived at Alexander Wang's super secret New York Fashion Week after-party in Bushwick naked from the waist up, save for a set of tasseled ice cream cone pasties and a pair of plastic pill covered cat-eye sunglasses (see above). She greeted the designer with a friendly open-mouthed kiss, then proceeded to twerk, toke and 'gram the night away. It was, she claims, the "Best night eva." And we'd believe it.

Principal Fed Up With Twerking Cancels Homecoming Dance, Blames Miley

Allie Jones · 09/03/14 03:00PM

Teens these days: they're watching this Miley Cyrus person, they're becoming interested in sexual activity, they're ... they're twerking. One high school principal has had enough. Mount Anthony Union High School's fearless leader Sue Maguire canceled this fall's homecoming dance because of this "highly sexualized form of dancing."