LSU Frat Bros "Sorry" About Their Michael Sam Gay Sex Joke Banner

Allie Jones · 09/11/14 04:42PM

LSU's Delta Kappa Epilson chapter is awful sorry about the banner they hung from their frat house this weekend for the game against Sam Houston State, which read "Michael isn't the only Sam getting the D tonight." While "satire" was the goal, DKE brothers say, "crossing the line and causing offense to others [was] never the intent."

Rich Juzwiak · 05/16/14 10:34AM

Dallas' own Aunt Sassy, Amy Kushnir, appeared last night on Fox News to defend her allergic reaction to seeing Michael Sam kiss his boyfriend. Spoiler alert: "Blah blah blah traditional values blah blah blah." Homophobia, by the way, is a traditional value.

Rich Juzwiak · 05/14/14 01:53PM

A response to those who lost and are still losing their shit over the Michael Sam kiss: "There simply needs to be more queer smooching to desensitize the world. So with that, I hereby launch the Great Facebook Kiss-In, urging everyone...to change their profile pics to two women kissing or two men kissing."

Could This Be the First Hard Openly Gay Dick in the NFL?

Jay Hathaway · 02/26/14 04:49PM

Michael Sam, the first openly gay football player likely to make an NFL team, has a penis. And some people believe that his penis became erect at this week's NFL Scouting Combine, that there is photographic evidence of said openly gay erect penis, and that this is somehow a "nightmare" for the NFL.

On Michael Sam and Babysitting the Emotions of Bigots

Alex Hardy · 02/15/14 03:43PM

In the 11th grade, I was outed as a Homosexican by a wicked lesbian with a brawny, murderous jawline. She was the nefarious and lesbianly athletic bastion of projectile teenage misery, and I, the unpopular, inconsequential bystander of her hatred for my then best friends.