Los Angeles Times Reporters Forced to Strongarm Oscars Tickets From Starfucking Bosses

Jordan Sargent · 03/01/16 02:17PM

There are two broad reasons why you might attend the Oscars. The first would be to enjoy the grand pageantry of the insanely rich and famous congratulating each other for completing the difficult but necessary act of making motion pictures. The second would be to do your job. Prior to this past Sunday’s ceremony, Los Angeles’ newspaper of record found itself being torn apart by these two distinct functions.