Hamilton Nolan · 03/19/14 05:16PM

Somehow it is possible to be caught for insider trading even if you chewed up and ate the Post-It Notes that you wrote down your illegal stock tips on. That's some CSI shit, man!

Camille Dodero · 08/19/13 03:15PM

You are overpaying for that lobster dinner.

Eating Nonstop Crap All Day 'The New Normal'

Hamilton Nolan · 11/22/11 11:35AM

In olden times, when Americans were forced to scavenge for food at "Supermarkets," people ate only three "meals" per day, that being the maximum number that the womenfolk could be goaded into preparing, no matter how much you beat them.

Brunch Sucks

Adrian Chen · 04/24/10 04:16PM

Last week, Burger King began testing a new brunch menu. On Friday, people paid $250 to hear Joe Biden speak at a brunch fundraiser. Today, socialite person Julia Allison ate two back-to-back brunches. Let's talk about the problem of brunch.