Battlefield Earth Screenwriter Apologizes for 'Suckiest Movie Ever'

Max Read · 03/28/10 11:19AM

Visiting the Hollywood Scientology Celebrity Center, J.D. Shapiro just wanted to meet girls. Instead, he wound up writing Battlefield Earth. After winning the "Worst Picture of the Decade" Razzie, Shapiro is apologizing. He blames it all on his penis.

The Empty New York

Joshua Stein · 08/29/07 03:30PM

Why, we wondered, is everything so damn slow out on the town? Besides the usual pre-Labor Day vacation whatnots, of course. Page Six clears it up: Nobody's here!