The South Carolina governor's karate belt is honorary. The wood, however, is presumably real.
In the wake of the recent high profile assaults of hotel maids, hotels are handing out panic buttons to their employees in an effort to keep them safe from maniac members of the public. Now, The Pierre is taking it one step further, by training its maids in self-defense. But are they being lulled into a false sense of security? Let's examine, via the NY Post report on the self-defense class:
Mr. Miyagi wold be so ashamed.
A Stupid Teenage Ninja Wannabe decided to show off with a pair of nunchucks, a stunt which resulted — predictably — in some serious testicular pain. Cowabunga, dude.
How many kicks to the groin would it take for this girl to start wailing on your sad, crumpled body before you begged her to stop? (Hint: 1)