CNBC: The Movie

John Cook · 05/01/09 11:58AM

Did you know that CNBC is not a financial network? It is in reality a wacky summer coming-of-age movie. It's anchors are characters, and you, the viewer, are a mixed-up 14-year-old. Let's watch some clips:

CNBCer Addled By New Depression

John Cook · 03/19/09 03:37PM

CNBC's Mark Haines used to anchor Squawk Box. Now that the money's gone, he wanders around the floor of the New York Stock Exchange talking to himself. Or maybe drinking. Here's a compilation: