Britney Spears to Pen Novel About Girl Who Is Exactly Like Britney Spears But Has a Different Name

Caity Weaver · 11/06/12 05:28PM

Was your main beef with Britney and Lynne Spears' 2001 novel A Mother's Gift that it eventually drew to a close, rather than continuing on for an infinite number of pages, seemingly writing itself even as you read on, forever adding new chapters to the lives of musically gifted teenager Holly Lovell and her birthmarked mother, Wanda, whose "ugly red scar on the side of her face...makes people who don't know her turn away"?

Caity Weaver · 10/02/12 11:20AM

Lena Dunham is seeking $1M to write an advice book. Or you could just read through your old Facebook messages for free.