Lindsay Lohan Seeks Laptop Full of Nude Pics of Her (Like All Laptops)

Caity Weaver · 01/08/14 03:41PM

On Tuesday, America's neighbor that they have to play with even though she always smells like cigarette smoke and one time she set a bug on fire so they don't have to let her in their room but they do have to play with her out back for a few minutes because the moms are talking, Lindsay Lohan, posted a pair of tweets informing the world that her laptop had been stolen from the Shanghai airport and offering a reward for anyone who retrieved and returned it.

Caity Weaver · 09/13/13 03:34PM

Lindsay Lohan’s mother-but-really-I-look-more-like-her-sister-don’t-you-think Dina was arrested for drunk driving in Long Island last night. TMZ says cops recorded her blood alcohol level at more than twice the legal limit. Lindsay is rumored to be living with a sober coach in Manhattan.

Sober Lindsay Lohan Gives Dry Interview to Oprah Winfrey

Rich Juzwiak · 08/19/13 07:56AM

"Normalcy is not interesting," said Lindsay Lohan toward the end of her sit-down with Oprah Winfrey on Oprah's Next Chapter, which aired last night. The actress sounded not just granted with serenity, but self-awareness — her interview was slow and bland. It was seasoned with information that was already evident to anyone paying attention to the hopeful former-troubled-star: Lohan is an addict whose poison is alcohol, she finds going to court humiliating, and she is eager to work/maintain her sobriety that's a result of her recent three-month trip to rehab (with one month spent at Betty Ford and the other two at Cliffside Malibu).

Lindsay Lohan Mocks Peers, Self During Chelsea Lately Gig

Rich Juzwiak · 08/06/13 07:43AM

Above are highlights from Lindsay Lohan's gig as Chelsea Lately guest host. During the show, she took (mostly) good-natured jabs at Anthony Weiner, Kanye West, Justin Bieber, One Direction's Harry Styles, Kristen Stewart, the absent Chelsea Handler, and herself.

Straight Porn Superstar James Deen Talks Gay Sex, Onscreen and Off

Rich Juzwiak · 08/02/13 09:00AM

Porn performer James Deen will not discuss his Canyons costar Lindsay Lohan. But he will discuss his experiences with gay sex, both onscreen—in Paul Schrader’s aforementioned bizarrely mesmerizing and already-storied thriller—and in his real life. What does that say about a performer whose heterosexuality is a commodity that’s sold countless straight porn movies, including Farrah Abraham’s “sex tape?”

Rich Juzwiak · 07/12/13 03:01PM

Lindsay Lohan is getting exactly what she needs to jump-start her career: a reality show to air on OWN in 2014. Before that, Oprah will give her a stern-talking to in the form of an interview, set to tape in August when Linds is out of rehab.

Caity Weaver · 07/02/13 02:05PM

Lindsay Morgan (née Dee) Lohan turns 27 today. She is passing the day quietly, in rehab.

Lindsay Lohan Checks In to Betty Ford But No Structure Can Contain Her

Caity Weaver · 05/03/13 11:38AM

Following a daylong adventure of dubious legality, World’s Most Complicated Human Lindsay Lohan has finally careened into a rehab facility. After initially planning to undergo a court-ordered 90 days of treatment in her home state of New York, she switched last minute (without the court's permission) to a facility in California so she could smoke. While her lawyer Mark Heller told a judge yesterday that Lohan was "ensconced in the bosom" of Morningside Rehab in Newport Beach, it was later revealed that the actress' SUV had merely pulled up to the facility; she never checked in. She did, however, visit an electronics store. Now she's at the Betty Ford Center (where she can also smoke).

Lindsay Lohan Packing '270 Looks,' 0 Scruples for Rehab

Caity Weaver · 05/01/13 03:10PM

On Tuesday night, America's cinnamon challenge Lindsay Lohan Instagrammed a picture of herself hard(ish) at work, packing for her upcoming court-ordered 90-day stint in rehab. Lohan captioned the photo, which finds her surrounded by duffel bags, suitcases, and what appears to be a toy chest stuffed with clothes ,"90 days and 270 looks," before locking down her account.

David Letterman Made Lindsay Lohan Cry

Rich Juzwiak · 04/10/13 12:50AM

Lindsay Lohan's two segments on the Late Show with David Letterman weren't entirely awkward. Though Letterman continued to grill Lohan on rehab and her addictions, in this clip from later in the interview, he referenced all the jokes he's made at her expense and praised her for having "enough spine, enough sense of yourself, enough poise to come out here and talk to me." Lohan teared up to the point of having trouble setting up the clip from Scary Movie 5, which she was there to promote. Humanity shines through.

Watch Lindsay Lohan's Incredibly Awkward Interview With David Letterman About Rehab

Taylor Berman · 04/09/13 08:19PM

To promote...something, Lindsay Lohan appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman Tuesday night. Letterman, of course, asked about Lohan's upcoming trip to rehab. "We didn't discuss this in the pre-show interview," she answered, clearly caught off guard. The rest of the interview is awkward, to say the least, though Lohan at least gets a halfway decent Dr. Phil burn in towards the end.

Caity Weaver · 04/02/13 08:15AM

Lindsay Lohan tweeted that she's pregnant, but she's probably not. It's always April Fools' somewhere.

Lindsay Lohan's Mug Shots, Ranked from 'Ooh, Child...' to 'Damn, Girl!'

Caity Weaver · 03/20/13 03:30PM

At age 26, Lindsay Lohan has been taken into police custody a grand total of six times. Assuming this pattern holds for the rest of her life (and that she lives as long as the average American woman), she will have been admitted to jail roughly 19 times by the time she dies at age 81 (in jail).