Lindsay Lohan Packing '270 Looks,' 0 Scruples for Rehab

Caity Weaver · 05/01/13 03:10PM

On Tuesday night, America's cinnamon challenge Lindsay Lohan Instagrammed a picture of herself hard(ish) at work, packing for her upcoming court-ordered 90-day stint in rehab. Lohan captioned the photo, which finds her surrounded by duffel bags, suitcases, and what appears to be a toy chest stuffed with clothes ,"90 days and 270 looks," before locking down her account.

Lindsay Lohan Borrowed a $1,750 Gown for a Party and Returned It Cut in Half

Caity Weaver · 02/20/13 06:24PM

Goldschläger incarnate Lindsay Lohan has allegedly learned the hard way that, like dolls' hair and a child's limbs, expensive beaded frippery doesn't just grow back once you cut it off. She reportedly returned a borrowed floor length designer gown in "tatters," its bottom half roughly hacked off with scissors.

Lindsay Lohan Equates Owning a Mac with 'Fighting to Live Your Dreams'

Caity Weaver · 09/13/12 05:35PM

Self-proclaimed "Artist of many things.. :)" Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter Thursday to send out an inspirational message to fans: you too can own a $30,000 handbag and a Macintosh personal computation device, provided you never stop fighting to live your dreams.

An Annotated History of Lindsay Lohan Nudity

Maureen O'Connor · 12/13/11 01:35PM

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy issue hits newsstands this week, amid widespread disappointment. Over the last six years, every part of Lindsay has been photographed repeatedly. (Her latest nip slip occurred this morning.) Now presenting Lindsay Lohan: A Portrait of the Starlet as the Sum of Her Private Parts. NSFW after the jump.

To Be Successful Again, Lindsay Lohan Must Die

Jo Piazza · 11/15/11 01:39PM

I've spent a lot of time considering Lindsay Lohan over the past decade. When I began my career as a gossip columnist she was a sweet freckled little thing whose biggest drama was battling Hilary Duff for the love of Aaron Carter.

How to Be Cool at the L.A. County Morgue: A Guide by Lindsay Lohan

Maureen O'Connor · 10/31/11 12:18PM

On her first two days of community service at the L.A. County Morgue, Lindsay Lohan was late, alienated morgue authorities with extravagant food orders, and carried $4,000 worth of designer purses. But her most recent day at the morgue was more successful! Our favorite legally-challenged ingenue is finally getting the hang of it, and is even—dare we say?—popular at the morgue. How does she make it work?

Lindsay Lohan to Pose Naked for Playboy

Maureen O'Connor · 10/25/11 10:18AM

LiLo will disrobe for close to $1 million. Demi visits Ashton at work. Christina Hendricks craves things that are "smooth on the tongue." Gisele Bundchen pulls a Gwyneth. Tuesday gossip shakes its moneymaker.