Is It Time to Discuss Hot Lesbian Teachers Again and Again?

Hamilton Nolan · 06/01/12 08:30AM

As you probably read in some of those less reputable pornography news outlets, a Brooklyn high school teacher has been arrested and charged with rape for allegedly having sex with a 16 year-old student in her office, like a dozen freaking times. Why do we even bring up this tawdry mess, when we could be discussing the fiscal impacts of the latest unemployment report? Well, because of Hot Lesbian Teachers, of course.

Hot Lesbian Teachers Want $2 Million For Being Called Hot Lesbian Teachers

Hamilton Nolan · 02/23/11 05:40PM

Cindy Mauro and Alini Brito, the two Brooklyn high school teachers who were fired after a janitor allegedly caught them in flagrante delicto (lesbian edition) right in a classroom, are suing the City of New York for $2 million. Their reputations have now been ruined, as people think they are sexxxy lesbians! When in fact, they say, Mauro was "simply
tending to Brito's needs by giving her candy and sugar," hahahahaha. True quote (of the year)!