Are coffee shops, of all fucking places, going to become the latest bastion of rudeness in our society, in which a fellow American who simply wants to purchase a cup of coffee and sit quietly, for nine hours, typing on a laptop, with papers and shit spread out all over the table as if this is his personal fucking office, is "not welcome?"
Don't steal laptops! And if you do steal a laptop, don't use its built-in camera to record yourself dancing to "Make It Rain," the way the fellow dancing to "Make It Rain" in the video above did.
Could there possibly be a worse combination than zoo animals and laptops? Watch this video to find out.
Pranks should have a modicum of wit behind them. This retaliation prank is more like wanton destruction, but it fits the original crime, as our videographer informs us in the opening, so we salute it.
MTV is never short on idiotic ideas, and one of their newest offerings — a dating show where contestants are allowed to comb through each other's computers, so hott — looks typically harebrained. But they can't even get the viral video right. Sure, it has a promising start, with the potential for greasy laptop perv-sex, plus a little Videodrome thrown in. But the money shot isn't particularly funny, makes no sense in the context of the ad or the show, and frankly, proves that a large tongue can be plenty unsexy when improperly used.