Remember Donald Trump's Freakish Obsession With Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart?

Andy Cush · 07/14/16 03:00PM

Remember 2012? Love was in the air, and the sense that our country and the world were hurtling toward some irreversible catastrophe was not—not yet, anyway. But disaster was on the horizon for at least two people in America, and there was no closer observer of their decline than future GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump.

Kristen Stewart's Childhood Home Is an Alice in Wonderland Cult Palace

Caity Weaver · 10/16/13 05:13PM

Do you absolutely love playing chess but you are a giant bigger than a schoolhouse so every time you pick up a bishop or rook from a set designed for humans, it crumbles to dust in your hands? Perhaps you should consider purchasing frowning icon Kristen Stewart’s childhood home, which is ugly as sin and will surely give you nightmares, but does boast an oversized chess set in the backyard. I guess it depends how committed you are to playing a giant game of chess.

Kristen Stewart’s Mom Wanted To Cast Her Daughter as a Multiple-Rape Victim

Rich Juzwiak · 03/14/13 05:45PM

K-11, the directorial debut of Kristen Stewart's mom Jules Stewart, is like a weird nightmare you just woke up from, in which you went to jail, watched someone shit out a balloon full of coke, stared at No.2 pencil-drawn chola eyebrows for way too long, heard someone howl, "I want a jailhouse fuck and I want it now!" while never quite grasping why anyone is doing what they're doing, ever. And did you get buttfucked? It's too fuzzy to be sure. It's the B-est, gayest, longest episode of Oz. It's madness, borderline camp and it seems to be aiming for something as sleazily quotable as Showgirls. It can't touch those debased heights, but any movie featuring an old, effete prisoner shouting, "I ain't leavin' here without my laxative! I'm in pain, god damn it!" either knows what it's doing or at least is wise enough to stay out of its own ridiculous way.

Why Did Kristen Stewart Look Like She'd Been Hit by a Car at the Oscars?

Caity Weaver · 02/25/13 11:45AM

Was anyone even surprised when Kristen Stewart showed up to last night's Oscars ceremony hobbling on crutches, looking disheveled as all get out? Bedraggled disarray is just her natural state. Of course Charlize Theron wore Dior. Of course Kristen Stewart's arms were covered in mysterious bruises.

British Men DEFINITELY Wouldn't Sleep With Kristen Stewart If They Had the Chance

Caity Weaver · 02/20/13 03:40PM

A broken piñata shaped like a dinosaur. An HP LaserJet printer infested with bed bugs. An old, empty potato chip bag they found under the bleachers. All of these things would make for a better lay than Kristen Stewart, a millionaire movie star currently in her peak fertility age, according to a recent survey of British men.

People Magazine Confirms: Robsten is Back On

Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/19/12 09:42AM

It seems Kristen Stewart's cheating is sparkling water under the bridge for Robert Pattinson because the two have reportedly been enjoying each other's company in secret for the past few days.