Glee's Kevin McHale tweeted this picture of a "PRE-PIMPHANDED GWYNETH PALTROW" from the set of his TV show. The tweet prompted worldwide outrage from pimps who say they actually are actually big fans of Shakespeare in Love. [@druidDUDE via SeriouslyOMGWTF]
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