Kelly Ripa's iPhone Segment Was Just One Long Dick Joke

Jay Hathaway · 09/11/14 10:18AM

Apple's just-announced iPhone 6L is 5.5 inches long: enormous by smartphone standards, but not even adequate in the eyes of morning show size queen Kelly Ripa. You expect her to use that tiny thing? Really? You have no idea how huge her purse is.

Mitt Romney Sleeps Almost Naked and Other Uncomfortable Moments From This Morning's Live With Kelly and Michael

Kate Bennert · 09/18/12 06:29PM

This morning, the already infamous interview with the Romneys aired on ABC's Live with Kelly and Michael. Mr. and Mrs. Romney took it upon themselves to share with us the more intimate details of their everyday lives: Ann leaves the cap off the toothpaste, Mitt wears "as little as possible" to bed, Ann once walked in on George W. Bush "having a massage..." You know, they're just like us and all that.

Seth Meyers to Generate Unbelievable Sexual Tension With Kelly Ripa as Live Co-Host?

Caity Weaver · 07/05/12 05:05PM

Live! with Kelly could soon be transforming into an extended Saturday Night Live skit in which the two flirtiest daytime talkshow hosts on the planet try to get through a single episode without stripping down and fucking one another right there on the soundstage in front of wildlife expert Peter Gros, if a pervasive Internet rumor is to be believed: Showbiz411 reports that SNL's Seth Meyers is the frontrunner to join the show this fall as Kelly Ripa's permanent cohost.

We Need a New Word for 'Fag Hag'

Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 12:49PM

The collective gay hive mind has given all sorts of crap to people who use the f-word (as in "fag"), like Brett Ratner and Kobe Bryant, but even gay men walk around calling our closest female friends "fag hags." Well, it's time for an alternative.

Neil Patrick Harris Wants to Be Regis Philbin Real Bad

Brian Moylan · 12/01/11 12:18PM

In case you didn't think that gay jack-of-all-trade Neil Patrick Harris didn't want to fill the seat on Coffee Klatch: LIVE! vacated by Regis Philbin, he actually pretended to be Regis this morning while guest hosting with celebrity fag hag Kelly Ripa.

It's About Time Regis Philbin Retired

Brian Moylan · 11/18/11 01:21PM

Today is the last day on the air for Regis Philbin, the man with the most hours on camera according to the Guinness Book of World Records. We've been watching the show all month and it's pretty clear that it's his time to go. Have a look at this video—compiled by Gawker intern Roger Cormier—to see just a few of the things Regis got wrong this month alone.

Here's Regis Philbin's Hot Sexy Body

Brian Moylan · 10/27/11 01:29PM

Of all the awful things that Jersey Shore sea hag Snooki has ever done, this one has got to be the worst. This morning she was on Live with a Singing Wig and Andy Rooney and she decided she was going to "Snookerize" Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa. Somehow that ended up involving Regis stripping to the waist and scaring every grandma and kid home sick from school who was watching.

The Last Days of Regis Philbin

Richard Lawson · 09/06/11 03:53PM

One of morningtime's most familiar faces will be gone in just a matter of weeks. Also today: a literary adaptation with some promise, Jay Mohr tries again, and the board game craze continues.

Does Angelina's New Tattoo Mean She's Having Another Baby?

Maureen O'Connor · 04/06/11 10:00AM

Angelina adds a new coordinate to the tattooed list of her children's birthplaces. Charlie Sheen gets a standing ovation in Cleveland. Nick Cannon rather regrets taking "nasty" naked pictures with Mariah. Wednesday gossip is feeling broody.

The Plague of Michelle Trachtenberg Is Finally Upon Us

Richard Lawson · 10/21/10 02:10PM

We've been dreading it for a long time. And now she might get her own TV show. Repent! Also today: Some news about Conan's new show, some news about other TBS shows, some news about Kelly Ripa, and you're Dushku'd.

Regis Philbin Can't Stop Touching Paul Rudd's Beard

Whitney Jefferson · 07/19/10 09:50AM

When Paul Rudd walked onto the set of Live today, all eyes—and hands—were on the actor's mega-beard. Although the beard is "not by choice," Rudd still had to endure questions of conditioning and Regis' old-man hands touching his face.