Bravo Fires Four Real Housewives of New York

Brian Moylan · 09/15/11 02:00PM

We've been hearing whispers for the better part of a week that Kelly Bensimon, Alex McCord, and former Gawker intern Jill Zarin have been fired from the Real Housewives of New York and now it seems like it is official. Goodbye, sweet, sweet ladies.

Every Time Blake Lively Denies a Naked Picture, Two More Emerge

Maureen O'Connor · 06/02/11 10:49AM

Blake Lively faces the hydra monster of naked scandals. Arnold Schwarzenegger is ready for divorce. Natalie Portman stands up Oprah. Ellen Barkin's live-in boyfriend is half her age. The only way to kill Thursday gossip is with fire.

Real Housewives of New York: A Hamptons Murder Mystery

Brian Moylan · 04/29/11 01:35PM

Neither Father Dowling, Matlock, Jessica Fletcher, or any other geriatric detective could figure out just who died last night on the Real Montauk Monsters of New York. Was it Sonja who got thrown from a horse? Was it Ramona who committed social suicide? Was it Kelly who buried her head in the sand and suffocated? Who knows?

Real Housewives of New York: Blood on the Runway

Brian Moylan · 04/22/11 12:50PM

Last night the concert for the world's worst David Bowie cover band, Real Housewives of Suffragette City, did their horrendous rendition of "Fashion" (Turn to the left!) with a runway show and photo shoot. The Goon Squat has officially come to town. Beep beep!

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal's Maple-tinged Thanksgiving Lovefest

Adrian Chen · 11/27/10 10:43AM

Celebrities: They bring their significant others to awkward family Thanksgiving dinners just like us! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal sipped lattes; Kim Kardashian brought home Halle Berry's ex; Lindsay Lohan saw an old flame. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is eating leftovers.

When Gisele Whispers 'Don't Leave' Into a Man's Ear, He Obeys

Maureen O'Connor · 10/04/10 09:00AM

Gisele singlehandedly keeps a party alive by whispering sweet nothings. Britney's conservatorship is phasing out. Kelly Osbourne sees herself in a bikini and cries. John Oliver gets engaged. Monday gossip is impervious to seduction.

Paris Hilton's New Mug Shot Is Her Best Mug Shot Yet

Adrian Chen · 08/29/10 09:46AM

Paris Hilton's mug shot looks better than most people's regular photos. Will Spencer Pratt cough up his sex tape? All of Jersey Shore sued for assault. Leonardo DiCaprio gets a restraining order. That is not Sunday Gossip Roundup's purse.

Fear and Loathing

Brian Moylan · 08/03/10 09:47AM

[Kelly Killoren Bensimon is petrified during a commercial shoot in the East Village yesterday when she thinks she hears the monster Frankel-stein approaching. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Still Life, with Housewife

Brian Moylan · 07/29/10 10:27AM

[Someone forgot to wind the Kelly Killoren Bensimon robot yesterday and it could no longer run in the middle of the road. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Real Housewives of New York Reunion: Here Comes the Judge

Brian Moylan · 06/15/10 02:48PM

Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. "Andy" Cohen is presiding.