Watch Footage From 17-Year-Old Katy Perry's First Tour

Dayna Evans · 08/31/14 10:20AM

Before Katy Perry was the mega controversy-causing Lite-Brite pop star that she is today, she was an Alanis Morrissette acoustic guitar-player with a "pizza face" and a Christian bent. In footage recently unearthed by videographer Jim Standridge, the 17-year-old star is seen crying over her parents, talking about repeating ninth grade, and loving the tour life, all while redoing her hair a thousand times.

This Baby Will Cry Until You Let Her Rage to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse"

Jay Hathaway · 08/05/14 12:30PM

This crying baby is certain that the world is a terrible, unkind place and that nothing will ever be OK again. And she's probably right becau—never mind, Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" is starting. She nods her approval. The tempest is averted... for now.

Here's Two Cops Singing and Rapping Katy Perry's 'Dark Horse'

Aleksander Chan · 06/12/14 10:01PM

The Rosenberg, Texas Police Department has a very active Facebook page. "We actually want to be able to show people that we're just people, just like everybody else," they tell KPRC. To wit, officers Aerial Ronell and Ranell Roy filmed themselves jamming out to Katy Perry's "Dark Horse." You think Ronell is not so into it at first (Roy is so into it), but then that (absurd) Juicy J verse comes in and all is well.

Couple You Dislike Now Two Individuals You Dislike

Caity Weaver · 02/26/14 01:16PM

A couple of people, John Mayer and Katy Perry, will sure be monopolizing a lot of their friends' time in the coming weeks in manners that will be acceptable at first and then quickly become annoying ("No, I can't get a massage right now. I'm at work. I'm not being curt.") because they have reportedly just broken up after roughly two years of intermittent courting.