Fashion Rocks, the weird annual live-music-and-designer-clothes charity fundraiser, aired on CBS last night and singing delinquent Justin Bieber made a "surprise" appearance to introduce Rita Ora with model Lara Stone. He was welcomed to the stage with loud booing. In an apparent, ill-conceived bit, he strips down to his underwear, which incites additional booing but also the piercing sound of screams, possibly of arousal. Watching Justin Bieber getting undressed on stage in front of a model is the longest 20 seconds of anyone's life.
Orlando Bloom taking a swing at Justin Bieber at a tony Italian restaurant in Ibiza two nights ago was an event years in the making. The rumors that Bieber slept with Bloom's ex-wife Miranda Kerr have spun a web that has entangled not just those three, but also Bieber's on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez and a pair of Australian rich people.
Canadian petty crimelord Justin Bieber was pushed around Disneyland in a wheelchair over the weekend, causing wild speculation that not only is he a sarcastic little asshole, he's also an unfair line-jumper and a blight on the Happiest Place on Earth. "Justin Bieber + wheelchair + Disneyland = I get to cut to the front of the line!" calculated the advanced mathematicians at TMZ labs.
In 1979, the Chicago White Sox hosted Disco Demolition Night, inviting fans to bring disco records to Comiskey Park, then blowing them up on the field between doubleheader games. Saturday, a minor league franchise will destroy a bunch of Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber CDs in an attempt to replicate the zany stunt.
Justin Bieber may be an international menace and a racist piece of shit, but he's working on redeeming himself. This video of Tom Hanks (in a yarmulke!) grooving to Montell Jordan's classic party jam "This Is How We Do It" is his first experiment with contributing something useful and/or interesting to society. It went okay!
Pop megastar and recovering racist Justin Bieber was reportedly baptized—in a bathtub. TMZ is reporting that Bieber underwent "intense" Bible study with Pastor Carl Lentz over the course of the last few weeks, all of which concluded with the singer getting baptized in New York City. Despite wanting to keep the ceremony hush hush, Bieber's cover kept getting blown every time he visited a church, so he ultimately decided to take a dip in a friend's bathtub.
Two videos were recently leaked of a teenage Justin Bieber using the word "nigger"—first as a joke, then in song. On Sunday Bieber apologized (this was before the second video aired). Page Six, however, is also reporting that there is additional footage that "explicitly shows this was more than just one regrettable joke."
Yesterday, a years-old video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke about black people made its way online. Quite predictably, this sent Beliebers—Bieber's monolithic horde of insane fans—into damage control, where they came up with more or less one singular response: Justin Bieber has black friends.