Mel Gibson Pretty Sure The Na'vi Are Just Jews In Disguise

Richard Lawson · 02/01/10 10:27AM

If ten years ago someone were to tell you that Mel Gibson was going to be killed someday by blue space monkeys, you'd have figured them just as crazy as he is, right? Well you'd have been the crazy one!

Lindsay Lohan and Donatella Versace, Separated at Birth

Brian Moylan · 10/21/09 09:52AM

Everyone is freaking out because Lohan and Versace look exactly the same. Also, Nicole Ritchie's baby appears, Kate is plus eight nightmares, and Hulk Hogan's suicide. Welcome to Wednesday's gossip gems!

Happy Birthday

cityfile · 10/01/09 06:42AM

Jimmy Carter turns 85 today. Recently arrested actor Randy Quaid is turning 59. Julie Andrews is 74. Swimsuit model Cindy Margolis is turning 44. Retired baseball player Mark McGwire is 46. Actor/comedian Christopher Titus turns 45. CBS News veteran Richard Schlesinger is 55. Former Happy Days star Tom Bosley is turning 82. And Dr. Robert Rey, the star of Dr. 90210 and the craziest plastic surgeon on cable television, celebrates his 48th birthday today.

Happy Birthday

cityfile · 10/01/08 06:21AM

Eat a peanut today in honor of Jimmy Carter. The former president is celebrating his 84th birthday. Others celebrating: Actor Randy Quaid is 58. Julie Andrews is turning 73. Swimsuit model Cindy Margolis is 43. Retired baseball player Mark McGwire is turning 45. 48 Hours correspondent Richard Schlesinger turns 54. And Tom Bosley of Happy Days fame is 81.

Paper Mag's Top Ten Worst Nude Scenes Are Disturbingly Delicious

Molly Friedman · 02/29/08 07:02PM

Normally the opportunity to see celebs naked on film is worthy of spending whatever it takes to buy the DVD and add it to your dirty collection. Heather Graham in Boogie Nights comes to mind, as does Halle Berry in Monster's Ball. But when folks like Philip Seymour Hoffman and Kathy Bates are flashing their naughty bits in crystal clear HD, we tend to shut our eyes fast the way we do whenever a particularly gruesome scene from the Saw franchise comes on. Nevertheless, Paper Magazine compiled a totally excellent Top Ten list of the worst nude scenes they've ever seen and, while the images aren't pretty, they're still perfect for a good cry/laugh for a Friday afternoon. Some NSFW stills from his list we managed to wrangle after the jump, if you dare...