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A Troll Too Far: The Rise and Fall of Staph Meal

Adrian Chen · 09/20/12 01:20PM

26-year-old Joshua Scott Albert is finally shutting up. "My attorney said don't say anything to anyone at all," Albert told me on the phone yesterday. "He said don't talk to your mother, although my mother's been dead since I've been 12." Albert should take his advice. He's currently in about as much trouble as you can be for saying things.