Hamilton Nolan · 10/09/14 08:13AM

"[Watch] collectors are just as likely to be former police officers as sophisticates like... the musician John Mayer, who in under a decade has amassed a highly personal collection of vintage watches valued in the millions." Some things never change.

Couple You Dislike Now Two Individuals You Dislike

Caity Weaver · 02/26/14 01:16PM

A couple of people, John Mayer and Katy Perry, will sure be monopolizing a lot of their friends' time in the coming weeks in manners that will be acceptable at first and then quickly become annoying ("No, I can't get a massage right now. I'm at work. I'm not being curt.") because they have reportedly just broken up after roughly two years of intermittent courting.

John Mayer Said "Fucking" on GMA, Shaded Girlfriend Katy Perry

Rich Juzwiak · 12/17/13 12:23PM

Awww. Pop's hottest, most convincingly eternal couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, stopped by Good Morning America to premiere their "Who You Love" video and, in the process, awkwardly suffered through their first-ever shared interview. They discussed their seating configuration woes ("We don't quite know what kind of body language we're supposed to be exhibiting at the moment—you get too close and it's too touchy-feely, you sit too far away they say, 'I don't see chemistry,'" lamented Mayer) and first date (they had dinner, reported Perry, adding fascinatingly, "We share music as a love together, you know, that's like a common interest so..."). And then Mayer talked about his adverse reaction to watching Perry in the studio:

Katy Perry and John Mayer Broke Up, Again

Taylor Berman · 03/19/13 10:39PM

Seven months after they first broke up, America's best-matched couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, have again called it quits. According to US Weekly, the two, who have dated since last summer, split because of issues over their schedules. But don't worry! There's hope they might get back together, according to the magazine's surely reliable sources.

Airbnb Backer Rebuked by Victim's Sister

Ryan Tate · 08/04/11 06:41PM

After blogging about her terrible experience with Airbnb, San Franciscan "EJ" was hit with various insinuations from company supporters—that she's a liar, that she's crazy, or worse. Now her sister is lashing prominent startup adviser Paul Graham and blogger Robert Scoble for their treatment of EJ. Excerpts in today's Valleywag roundup, along with John Mayer's social media advice and the hack war in Korea.

Natalie Portman Has a New Man in Her Life

Richard Lawson · 06/15/11 10:22AM

Natalie Portman had a son last night, officially making her the world's hottest mother. Also today: A scary plot to murder the singer Joss Stone, Nicolas Cage owes us a house, and lots of royal couple news.

Did Maria Shriver Leak the News of Arnold's Love Child to the Tabloids?

Maureen O'Connor · 05/24/11 10:12AM

Maria Shriver may have leaked her husband's affair to the media. Two newspapers published photos of Arnold's tween love child—and in one pic he's holding a can of beer. Christina Hendricks describes her "obviously real" breasts. Lindsay Lohan shows off her right breast for the cameras. Tuesday gossip gets sleazy.

Ricky Martin's First Gay Music Video Is Atrocious

Brian Moylan · 01/11/11 12:27PM

Ricky Martin finally came out as a gay Puerto Rican father and his first single is the straightest, whitest thing in the world. It's like the saddest John Mayer reject of all time. At least he gets shirtless. There's that.

John Mayer's Advice to Women: Talk Dirty in Bed

Maureen O'Connor · 12/23/10 10:43AM

Mayer whispers dirty nothings into a strange female's ear. Jennifer Aniston has a 20-foot no-touch zone. Taylor Momsen is a Parisian style icon. Lindsay Lohan sips Shirley Temples. Thursday gossip is sexual napalm.

Is Bristol Palin Having a Fling With Her Dancing Partner?

Richard Lawson · 11/10/10 11:18AM

Is Bristol Palin hooking up with Dancing with the Stars' Mark Ballas? Some people think so! Also today: Pink is pregnant, Lil Wayne probably has a new kid, Sandra is dating again, more Mel vs. Oksana news, plus Katy Perry!