Joe Arpaio's Problem With Authority Could Land Him in JailTessa Stuart · 09/29/15 10:30PM
Cops: Man Flies Cross-Country to Relax in Long Soak of Tiny Horse PissJay Hathaway · 07/14/15 09:44AM
An alleged horse fetishist was arrested in Phoenix Friday night after flying from Pennsylvania to meet a horse owner who’d agreed to let him have sex with a miniature horse and to make sure his clothes got soaked in fragrant horse piss. But the planned romantic rendezvous was not to be: the horse owner was an undercover sheriff’s deputy conducting a sting operation.
Republican Mistakes Busload of YMCA Campers for Migrant ChildrenAdam Weinstein · 07/16/14 11:40AM
If you're a Republican running for Congress in Arizona, you've really got to go that extra mile to prove your cred, or at least a couple hundred feet tailing a school bus filled with migrant children as you lament the invasion of America. Just be sure they're not really summer campers from the local Y.
Taylor Berman · 06/30/14 03:28PM
Pit Bull Sentenced to Life in PrisonAdam Weinstein · 04/30/14 04:25PM
The dog who mauled a 4-year-old boy's face in February will not be destroyed, but will rather serve an unusual sentence for his crime, a Phoenix judge has ruled.
Steven Seagal Hates Immigrants and May Run for Governor of ArizonaAdam Weinstein · 01/06/14 11:06AM
Sheriff Joe Arpaio Wants to 'Get Closer' with Latinos, But He Still Wants Them All ArrestedRobert Kessler · 11/09/12 12:33PM
Tuesday night self-proclaimed "America's Toughest Sheriff" and Department of Justice-proclaimed civil rights violator Joe Arpaio was re-elected in Arizona as Maricopa County's sheriff. Arpaio has become a highly controversial figure, primarily for his policing, which was the subject of a DOJ investigation last year.
Joe Arpaio Holds Press Conference to Let America Know He's Still a WingnutLouis Peitzman · 07/17/12 10:56PM
Arizona's Secretary of State Not Convinced Obama Was Born in U.S., Threatens to Exclude Him From BallotLouis Peitzman · 05/19/12 02:05PM
Arizona's Secretary of State Ken Bennett is the latest politician to call President Obama's birth certificate into question. Following Sheriff Joe Arpaio's investigation into the document, Bennett has now also identified the birth certificate as a forgery. He is demanding authentication from the state of Hawaii.
Crazed Sheriff Joe Arpaio Cracks Down on Dog Sex in ArizonaLeah Beckmann · 03/29/12 03:21PM
Arizona couple Shane and Sarah Walker were arrested for trying to fuck a dog. Their first mistake, it seems, was all in the Craigslist ad they posted: "Wife looking for K9." Sure it's simple and it's concise, but posted in the personal ads, it doesn't leave a whole lot of mystery. Mystery, say, in case an undercover animal crimes detective is prowling the site looking for just such a couple to take down in a sting, all To Catch a Predator style.
What 'America's Worst Sheriff' Did Instead of Investigating Sex CrimesLauri Apple · 12/04/11 07:58PM
What a Rick Perry Comeback Strategy Won't Look LikeJim Newell · 11/29/11 03:10PM
The other storylines are spent: Newt Gingrich surging, Herman Cain maybe dropping out, Mitt Romney hanging in there, still, while being hated by his political party. But about our man Rick Perry? Sure, he's a terrible candidate who screws himself over each time he does anything in public. And his campaign's funding has mostly dried up, although he still has a modest stack of summer cash in the bank. How will he come back, even though he probably won't? It is a three-part strategy.
America's Jerkiest Sheriff to Endorse Rick PerryMax Read · 11/27/11 04:35PM
As Governor of Texas, Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry enacted a policy of providing in-state tuition for the children of illegal immigrants, thereby not completely alienating the country's fastest-growing populations. For this, he was roundly punished by the Republican electorate. But he has a secret weapon: America's favorite fascist Joe Arpaio!
'America's Sheriff' Assembles 'Elite Team of Five' to Investigate Obama Birth CertificateMax Read · 09/19/11 10:31PM
Steven Seagal, 'America's Sheriff' Sued Over Tank Raid, Puppy DeathMax Read · 08/31/11 10:20PM
Arizona, which we are still not convinced isn't a hoax, is the home of not one but two of our nation's finest lawmen: Squat fascist Sheriff Joe Arpaio and sex slaver Steven Seagal, who is starring in a reality TV show where he... is a policeman, sort of. Well! Now they are both getting sued for killing a puppy.
Sheriff Joe Is Keeping the Birther Dream AliveJeff Neumann · 08/19/11 06:52AM
The Tea Party's very own Sheriff Joe Arpaio — famous for his pink panty fetish and for leading a department full of human traffickers — on Wednesday night met with "more than 325 people" (!) who fear that Barack Obama will try to run on 2012 ballots in Arizona's Maricopa County using a fake birth certificate. Oh yes.
Infamous Rock Burglar Caught, Less Famous Grandma Bandit KilledLauri Apple · 05/28/11 12:09PM
Tea Party Sheriff's Deputies Arrested for Human TraffickingJeff Neumann · 05/25/11 05:38AM
The Boss Hogg of Arizona law enforcement, Maricopa County's very own Sheriff Joe Arpaio, has a problem in his house: A deputy and two officers from Arpaio's creepy jail were arrested on charges that they smuggled heroin and illegal immigrants into Arizona, and then on to California. In a great twist, one of them is eight months pregnant with a Sinaloa drug cartel member's child.