Watch the Final, Dying Moments of the Runaway Blimp

Sam Biddle · 10/29/15 12:19PM

We lost a hero yesterday. He didn’t talk much, nor did he work very hard. He was criticized from all directions. He was cold. He kept to himself. But before he died in rural Pennsylvania, he tasted freedom. R.I.P. Blimp. Here’s a video of your death.

Call 911 If You See This Huge-Ass Blimp on the Loose Today

Sam Biddle · 10/28/15 12:47PM

Here’s a metaphor: a remote-controlled, tremendously expensive, basically useless JLENS aerial surveillance blimp has detached from its tether at Aberdeen Proving Ground in Maryland. If you see it, call the authorities. Do NOT try to get it down yourself.