Watch Moms Admit the Shocking Things Their Kids Don't Know About Them

Jay Hathaway · 05/07/14 01:02PM

Before they gave the precious gift of life to their ungrateful children, our moms were regular people with lives of their own. They had careers, ambitions, talents, dope, naked mud wrestling matches, and tons of casual sex with workers of all stripes. Especially plumbers, for some reason.

Watch a Bunch of News Anchors Struggle to Pronounce "Lupita Nyong'o"

Jay Hathaway · 04/24/14 12:20PM

People's Most Beautiful Person of 2014 is Oscar winner Lupita Nyong'o, unfortunately for news anchors around the U.S., who have no idea how to pronounce her last name. Jimmy Kimmel didn't even need to trick anyone to get this montage of stuttering local newsreaders.

People at SXSW Are Really Excited About Totally Fake Bands

Jay Hathaway · 03/14/14 11:28AM

Jimmy Kimmel pulled a Jimmy Kimmel on hipster South by Southwest Music Festival attendees, sending a reporter out to ask them what they thought about some really obscure bands you probably haven't heard of. Because they don't exist.

Antiviral: Here's What's Bullshit on the Internet This Week

Adrienne LaFrance · 03/14/14 09:25AM

Spring is in the air! But hybrid parrot-pigeons like those featured on Gothamist this week are not. Neither are these horrible bikinis, or a machine that turns water into wine. What is in the air—and on the internet—is bullshit.

Rob Ford Is Sorry For Appearing On Jimmy Kimmel Live A Day Early

J.K. Trotter · 03/03/14 10:52AM

Rob Ford is scheduled to appear on tonight’s Jimmy Kimmel Live—not that Ford would know when “tonight” is, exactly. In a gag skit mocking Ford’s habit of not being aware of reality, the embattled Toronto mayor appeared a day early on Kimmel’s show, bursting through a pair of double doors, Kool-Aid Man-style, after Kimmel teased Ford’s Monday segment.

Rob Ford Goes to Hollywood

Jordan Sargent · 03/01/14 02:53PM

Rob Ford is more celebrity than mayor at this point, which seems just fine by him. This weekend, Toronto's most famous ex-crackhead will hit Los Angeles for a few of his most high-profile appearances ever: the Academy Awards and Jimmy Kimmel Live!.

Jimmy Kimmel's Tears for a 7-year-old With Cancer Are Not a Hoax

Jay Hathaway · 02/27/14 12:41PM

Late night host and reason-we-can't-have-nice-things Jimmy Kimmel has made a schtick out of destroying your ability to trust a viral video ever again, but the tears he cried for a 7-year-old boy with cancer were no hoax.

This Is What Happens When You Tell Your Kids You Ate Their Candy

Sarah Hedgecock · 11/05/13 12:08PM

Who doesn't love making kids scream (and maybe cry a little) on Halloween? In Jimmy Kimmel's third annual exercise in being mean to small humans, children everywhere were told all their trick-or-treating loot had been consumed by their parents—who taped the reactions and uploaded them to YouTube. The responses range from a heartfelt "I hate you!" to, well, more of the same. Admit it. You'd react the same way.